Chuck Fury

1. (verb) The act of throwing shade in a particularly heinous manner; usually done without passive-aggressive prestense in an outright aggressive communication style.

2. (proper noun) A foul-mouthed comedian who doesn't throw shade but does chuck fury.

3. (verb) The act of aggressive masturbation.
Definitions One and Two

Person 1: I heard Chuck Fury was throwing shade at insert group here on stage last night.

Person 2: That motherfucker seriously knows how to chuck fury

Definition Three
When I jerk off I throw down that furious wrist action. I chuck fury.
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Do the Chuck thing

Locking yourself in your bedroom and not speaking to your friends as soon as your girlfriend arrives, even though it is a predefined Bro-night.
Cmon man you gonna hang tonight or just do the Chuck thing?
by PL4N3T M3NT4L April 27, 2010
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Chuck luck

When the great gods of RNG bestow their blessing onto an individual (usually someone with the name Chuck) that makes the holder supernaturally lucky. Effects include, but are not limited to, increased loot/gear drops, (far exceeding that of mortal men) the ability to avert disasters or death in real life, and, to some extent, to influence the space time continuum. The few chosen to possess chuck luck are even said to negatively influence others around them by making them incredibly unlucky, leading many to believe that chuck luck is not a blessing from the great gods of RNG, but more of a parasite that feeds off of other people's fortune. This theory remains inconclusive and on the border of fringe science, however.
Lan: "I haven't had one piece drop yet, and this fucker has gotten 4 pieces in 2 dungeons."
Joe: "Oh my God. Boys! Chuck luck is so dumb. I'm sick of getting all these belts!"
Chuck: "I. Love. This. Game."
by Chucky boyyyooo January 01, 2019
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The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?
A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.
by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025
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chuck key holder

Another name for the opening of the alimentary canal. see also balloon knot, wizards sleeve, leather donut
After years of begging and emotional blackmail, our lass still won't let my whanger near her chuck key holder!
by Cheesey February 13, 2004
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chucking a hayden

When you go into an exam without studying at all, and you get full marks with a really good comment, usually to the resentment of your friends.
I've heard Billy is chucking a hayden for the semester physics test.

Geoff just chucked a hayden on his english essay.
by moenmoenmoen June 04, 2018
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very lonely fat chuck

The feeling you get when you are alone. When you have no friends or love, no hair, no real teeth, no job, no social life.. you only have a chat site that you think is real life...you are considered a very lonely fat cuban.
a very lonely fat chuck is someone who's fat and alone.
by fat ugly cuban November 20, 2018
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