Sack Full Of Assholes

Irritating, unpleasant, drastic.

It's raining like a sack full of assholes out there!

by Mike Hunt VII October 16, 2007

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Tear a new asshole

What one might do with a drill-shaped penis.

When I take the bus home afterwards, I won't be able to sit, because they're going to tear me a new asshole.

by Yoni June 01, 2004

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socked out asshole

Medical term describing the resulting injury from anal sex when the male pulls out so fast that his shaft gets caught in the participating female's anus and proceeds to rip her colon out of her ass. The colon then proceeds to hang from the anus.

Fred: "Janie's parents walked in on us last night when I was pounding her from behind"
Sam: "What happened?"
Fred: "I pulled out so fast that I gave her a socked out asshole"
Sam: "That must have been embarrassing"
Fred: "Nah, it happens all the time"

by THESOCKMASTER October 25, 2006

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can of crushed assholes

An Australian term for a can of preserved dates.

Aunt Edna put the can of crushed assholes into the sticky date pud.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

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asshole is throwing up

the involuntary act of shitting which usually leaves your asshole burning. this is when you have a case of the runs, and you finally make it to the toilet and your gut involuntaryly sucks in and the shit squirts out automaticly. Jus like puking but out the other end. the only difference is that u cant use your finger to induce this kind of throwing up!

man 1: Damn man that didnt take long!
man 2: Yeah I know...thats cause ma asshole is throwing up.

by kristyrose2727 May 07, 2007

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