absofitly

Being absofitly is to be totaly fit in all ways. One must become nutritionally fit, physically fit and mentally fit.

Damn I'm feeling Absofitly today.

by funnygp September 27, 2023

absolute dogwater

tell this to some random dude who literally sucks at aiming

you're absolute dogwater bro

by Skoonify October 1, 2023

Absolute true non-agony

The opposite of absolute true agony: when you take the AM GAMER drugs and the Coca-Cola is Espuma. COCA-COLA ESPUMA

Coca-Cola Espuma absolute true non-agony

by Gbungper October 1, 2023

Absolute unit

Someone who would make a great asset to a team because they are an awesome part by themselves. Like a space marine who has legendary qualities on their own but also work in a squad of other space marines. Also think about the movie Predator, that alien was from a planet of other predators that hunt together in the comics and was up against Arnie who was part of a commando squad out in the jungle but they went one to one which just goes to show what absolute units they are.

That guys an absolute unit, I want him on my team

by Jackiechanny October 2, 2023

Absz

W king ong

Omg you're such an Absz
He just did an Absz move, that man is so Alpha

by BruImTheRealTopG October 3, 2023

Absumatutly

Absolutely positive, no chance of being wrong.

Did u eat my pizza, I absumatutly did.

by KINGVON4LIFE October 13, 2023

abstute

Being absolutely big dicking everyone around you.

I feel absolutely abstute.

by haalabackgorl November 3, 2023