Dylan is the best human to ever exist, they'll make you feel happy all the time and never fail to make you extremely comfortable. They are the definition of perfection and can make a bad day instantly a great one just by talking to them. They are the funniest person ever and without fail put a smile on your face. They are also the most hot n sexy person in existence and will always be the hottest person in the room
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A rare gem of a human being who’s as real as it gets. Dylan’s the guy who’s got your back no matter what, bringing unmatched loyalty and authenticity wherever he goes. His kindness is unmatched and when you earn his true friendship he'll never leave you. He’s not just good-looking—he’s got that effortless vibe that draws people in without even trying. Unapologetically unique, Dylan does his own thing, couldn’t care less about what anyone thinks, and still manages to earn mad respect from everyone around him. He’s hyped by the boys, admired by the girls, and straight-up favored by God Himself.
Dylan gives off major Andrew Garfield Spider-Man energy—charming, bold, and always putting others first, while somehow being cooler than anyone else in the room. He’s the guy who’s gonna start the party, hype up the crowd, and 100% crowd surf his way out like a legend.
To know Dylan is to know kindness, loyalty, authenticity, and the kind of vibe that will effortlessly draw you in—he’s not just one in a million; he’s one of one.
A rare gem of a human being who’s as real as it gets. Dylan’s the guy who’s got your back no matter what, bringing unmatched loyalty and authenticity wherever he goes. His kindness is unmatched and when you earn his true friendship he'll never leave you. He’s not just good-looking—he’s got that effortless vibe that draws people in without even trying. Unapologetically unique, Dylan does his own thing, couldn’t care less about what anyone thinks, and still manages to earn mad respect from everyone around him. He’s hyped by the boys, admired by the girls, and straight-up favored by God Himself.
Dylan gives off major Andrew Garfield Spider-Man energy—charming, bold, and always putting others first, while somehow being cooler than anyone else in the room. He’s the guy who’s gonna start the party, hype up the crowd, and 100% crowd surf his way out like a legend.
To know Dylan is to know kindness, loyalty, authenticity, and the kind of vibe that will effortlessly draw you in—he’s not just one in a million; he’s one of one.
"Everyone at the concert was losing it, but leave it to Dylan to start the wave, hype up the crowd, and actually end the night by crowd surfing. Classic Dylan energy!"
by banana-piano January 12, 2025
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?: omg dylan you wanna fuck me!
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?: lets do it. but where?
dylan salud: at my house no ones home
?: ok.
?: "moans" you got a fuckin huge dick
dylan salud: yah
?: lets do it. but where?
dylan salud: at my house no ones home
?: ok.
?: "moans" you got a fuckin huge dick
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A Dylan is usually an effeminate person, but is a male. They usually have longer hair, and a deep silver eye colour.
Dylan's don't tell good jokes, but the randomness of them make people chuckle.
Dylan's don't deal well with romance, but are an out the closet bisexual.
Dylan's are often second best in education, and will help anyone who asks.
Dylan's are often soft, having more calm and slow tendencies.
Overall, a Dylan is a nice person who if you have as a friend, will remain one until the day he dies.
by Arminiod May 6, 2025
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Dylan is a asshole.
by Sucktoes August 4, 2019
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