cracker crust poptart

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.

dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.

by assgiggles June 12, 2011

taco cracker

anneisa greaves bf antonio - love her friend 🍦

“there goes annie’s bf”

“they so cute”

“chocolate and taco cracker swirl”

“there goes annie’s bf” they so cute”

“chocolate and taco cracker swirl”

by taco cracker September 29, 2022

Cracker Fave

A white person who is obsessed with bands and likes to smoke pot.

Someone who bows down to bands could be called a cracker fave.

by trevor97 July 12, 2013

whacker cracker

MY MF BEST FRIEND CC

You a whacker cracker dude

by Liz em January 01, 2018

dutch crackers

Long ass nails on your thumb used for cracking open a dutch.

During a smoke session, Peter forgot his blade, so he used his dutch crackers to gut that bitch.

by I’m pretty drunk right now January 20, 2019

avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.

yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.

by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 09, 2023

Mad ass cracker

A mad cracker. Aka. M.A.C..

Mad ass cracker is defined by me

by B.Hunt May 01, 2021