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Cracker soup

I made a joke to my friend theo about making him into cracker soup
by bravo kun July 19, 2022
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Crackeritis

When a white person eats too much food and gets tired so he has the itis
My wife made a whole bunch of food that I ate on super bowl Sunday. I ate a whole bunch of it and I am white so therefore I have crackeritis
by The new meaning guy February 7, 2021
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Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024
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cracker knock

Basically white people knocking on your door and running away
John did a cracker knock on Mr. May's house
by Cat 🐱🐱🐈 December 14, 2017
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Cracker

A person that's the definition of crack it's self.

A more common term can be a crack addict or a drug addict.
Dude don't get to close to John his a Cracker
by Lil Kennedy June 4, 2021
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Cracker

A demeaning, insulting term used towards white people.
"Dude, white people are way too sensitive."
"No, they are not!"
"Okay, you cracker."
by Professional Linguistic December 21, 2023
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