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Retard shit

A crude term used to describe a piece of media or behaviour characterized by senselessness, nihilism and overall lack of substance.
-Did you see the latest MrBeast video?
-No that's retard shit.
by Wotanski January 20, 2024
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flash-minute-shit

when you're able to take a dump in under 60 seconds clean and wiped out the door.
bob: hey man i thought you said you're gonna miss the bus?

rob: nah man i ripped a "flash-minute-shit" before she got around to my house.

bob:....respect....
by kingofalldacake September 20, 2012
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Shit

''Look! Chad is soo shit!''
''OMG yas''
by Maggot the lord May 6, 2021
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Gali Shit

Referring to anything a wild Ukrainian specimen found in the south of the United Kingdom only known as Gali posts online specifically on the popular PC and Mobile application "Discord".

Gali Shit can range from anything as simple as a decade old YouTube video to a TikTok cartel beheading video.

if its out of pocket and overly stupid it's Gali Shit.
Person 1: What the fuck did dave just post in general ?

Person 2: oh thats just pure Gali Shit.
by Datboiduck January 1, 2024
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Shit Stain

Someone who leaves a mark on your life you hope that no one else notices. You do your best to clean them up right away attempting to hide any odor, or prevent further markings. Later, you give them a good scrubbing, hoping they have not permanently stained the fabric of your existence
You thought she was all that, but after a little more time together, you were glad she only met a few of your friends, so hardly anyone saw the shit stain she left on you
by Reverend Fister April 18, 2018
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The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.
Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon
by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022
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shit

the word after you say wehn you get fucking quickscoped
Peter-"Shit i got quickscoped."
by mummafucka August 26, 2018
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