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by mewsem October 23, 2022

Your mom

Your mom, telling someone your mom's gay

Your mom hahahahaha

by Kloutgod manegment November 28, 2020

Your dad

Used when talking about your dad.
Hes gone 🤣😂

Your dad is gone

by MrSandwicher May 28, 2021

Grab your girlfriend's titties day

On july 23rd any man that is in a relationship is given a free grab a titty pass that can be used at any time of the day

If you are a man in a relationship then "grab your girlfriend's titties day" Is for you

by Thrustmaster420 July 17, 2021

pat your doo doo wee

The action of patting someone's head while shitting in their mouths because you fucking hate them but can't help but respect them.

Person 1: I SWEAR I will pat your doo doo wee
Person 2: ok...

by May 17 2023 May 18, 2023

Kick your sister day

Kick your sister day is on august the second so they should beware of where they go on that one day

Kick your sister day is when you are able to kick the ever living daylights out of your sister

by Gavin Mamalton August 1, 2023

Your crush

Is someone that doesnt give a $hit to you.

Cry for them, kneel for them , and beg for them. Those will get you nowhere; except seeing them be happy with someone else.

Ex: "did you see Kennedy? Your crush? Omg like he's so bbg today too!"

And you reply with them:

Ex: "gurl WTF that b!tch is mine how long have you been crushing on my man like girl bffr 💀"

by apopoltightpoosay March 10, 2023