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No Shit

I live on earth.. No shit
by SenPlab March 2, 2024
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gentle shit

when a guy tries to be a gentleman but is actually a complete asshole.
He was a little gentle shit last night, never texting him back again.
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shit polliwoging

Walking around aimlessly looking for an adventure, while singing badly to Justen Timberlake's song Can't stop the feeling. Evidently finding nothing interesting and having to return to the boring little shit you came from and be miserable and depresso.. ;(
Last night Tim and I were so drunk we were shit polliwoging around the block at 3am in the morning.
by BonnerTonner6969 July 2, 2018
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Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
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shit bit

when you get bit by a mosquito while shitting
Beyoncé got shit bit this morning!
by mauruje May 25, 2022
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shit nickel

The scab that a herpes leaves on your upper lip
I made out with a stripper and now I have a shit nickel
by idontcareokayfck July 30, 2020
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Shit

*In urban slang, this is a very complex & versatile word. It’s intended meaning will depend highly on context in which it’s used. (At times, may be unclear.)

**May potentially be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

1. Adj. Meaning that something is either very good or very bad.

1a.) When preceded by the words ‘the, that, this’ etc., (“the shit”) this phrase indicates the subject being referred to should be regarded as really good or desirable. (Interchangeable with “the bomb.” )
1b.) When used as a stand alone description word or to articulate an opinion, without the preceding words ‘the, that, this’ etc. this indicates the subject to be of poor quality, considered to be bad, indifferent or undesirable. (Also “crap” or “blah”)

2.) Noun or Verb. Used as a response of indifference. As if to say ‘nothing’ or ‘nothing important.’

3.) Used as a proclamation of emotion. May be positive or negative, indicated by context & infection of voice.

**This is only an example of some of the ways this word has been adapted to mean many many things, and most likely has many other entries/examples that could also be included.
1a.) “This sandwich is THE SHIT!” (I really like it or it’s really good. )

1b.) “Man, that game was SHIT!” (I didn’t like it, it was no good, of low quality.)

2.) Friend asks

What are you doing tonight?”

You respond with

“ shit.”

*This indicates you’re doing nothing, you don’t have plans or you’ll be doing nothing of importance. Generally may be followed up with, “why, what’s up?” - as in, I’m not doing anything important (if there’s something better available ) why? What do you have in mind or what’s going on?

3.) “SHIT!” - shouted when someone recalls something important they forgot to do. As in, oh no! Or replaceable with “damn!”

“Oh shit.” In a manor or sympathetic response to a story. Illustrating the listeners empathy, opinion or acknowledgement.

“Shhiiit” As if to say ‘I don’t believe that’ or ‘I don’t agree.’ Or even ‘I’m surprised (subject) wasn’t worse/different/more’ etc.
by iDraw&Stuff December 28, 2021
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