shit golf

Shit golf is the opposite of good golf. Hacking up a round of golf with numerous triple bogeys and 5 putts. A day of shit golf usually includes most of the following:

-shanks
-slices
-duffs
-tops
-hooks
-yips
- B.A.C of 3.0 or higher

A score of 87 on the front 9 is just shit golf.

by Beaky buzzard December 30, 2015

Jack-Shit

When somebody knows very little. Often the person will be named Jack.

Jack is a liar, claiming that he knows Jack-Shit!

by prudulentjack August 20, 2022

Shit PTSD

Getting ptsd from seeing a previous persons shit in a toilet.

“Damn I just used the shitter and saw the nastiest log ever….pretty sure I have shit ptsd now.”

“Whoever shat before me left a shit so terrifying, I’m pretty sure it gave me PTSD.”

by Oilerfan19 December 17, 2022

Shit Dick Prouductions

A shity flim studio on youtube full of memes and other shit

My nigga shit dick prouductions is ass

by Lukasnutsonhitlwr July 11, 2021

Planet Shitness

A gym that charges a $20 late fee when you're broke and don't have $10 in your checking account. They make sure to only accept debit cards after they've charged you the $20 late fee.

I'm going to make sure I have the $10 in my checking account so I don't get charged the extra $20 late fee from planet shitness gym.

by anonymous July 2, 2024

Cool and Shit

Better than just "cool". So cool, in fact, that the extension "shit" needs to be used to show the difference between said awesomeness and normal "cool".

Person 1: Leah is totally cool and shit

Person 2: I know right. Michael's pretty cool too... and shit.

Person 1: I wish we were as awesome as they are.

by Mayor Lender December 14, 2013

Shit Shudders

A reflexive visceral tremble after an exceptionally expressive bowel movement.

"That squatty potty causes me to get the shit shudders."
"After my morning coffee, I shit, and I get the shit shudders."

by Dan Dare 1975 January 1, 2017