your mom

a joke that is something you prob should not say to your dad

hey man what did you do lastnight?

Your mom.

a common response i use when said to me is
...Your mom.

well my moms dead so that's necrophilia

by umeria March 1, 2022

National slap your classmate day

March 2

Yay it's National slap your classmate day

by Scrvvjawdcrghbikm March 2, 2022

lick your face

When someone so cute you just gotta give ‘em a little lick. Pure adorable.

I just want to lick your face.

by Gaysaf March 2, 2022

Your for the streets

DEVIN

Man Devin really is for the streets.

Your for the streets

by anonymous March 2, 2022

Your mom

A joke that isn't funny, and never will be. Grow up.

James: 'It's really wet today'
Sam: 'Like your mom'
James: 'Did no one tell you that's not funny anymore?

by iLiKebLOoD March 2, 2022

Your mom

your mom = sus

Hey look your mom is on my bed

by sussysussywussy March 2, 2022

Your ass is sucking canal juice

You are full of shit.

You think Biden is doing a good job? Well, your ass is sucking canal juice.

by tango1113 March 3, 2022