fuck her headlights out

Term used to describe vigorous sex with a some hot bitch. Usually used in a hypothetical situation- bar talk.

Frank was all boozed up when he gestured to that bitch in the corner and said to me, "hey... how would you like to fuck her headlights out." Frank is such a moron.

by Frank Klaune June 24, 2006

best fucking band ever!

best fucking band ever means that the band in question clearly kicks ass (reffer to 'kick ass' definition if you dont understand)

this is the best fucking band ever!

by mahlsy89 October 27, 2006

Jesus Blistering Fist Fuck

1. Expression used when experiencing something incomprehensibly awesome or utterly disgusting.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.

1
John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!

2
John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?

3
John : This track is awesome!
Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!

by prosci8 September 7, 2009

fuck her right in the ass

To penetrate a women in their anus - an unpolite way of telling someone to have strong relationships with another human being.

u shud fuck her right in the ass imo

by fifu92336 May 26, 2015

bird-fuck bird-cunt

when, while hunting, you kill a particularly fine looking bird and decide to engage in intercourse with it, this is called a bird-fuck bird-cunt if and only if the birds cunt is stretched and torn when you are done.

That was a pretty sweet bird-fuck bird-cunt back there, eh skipper?
Skipper is a dog.

by Jimmy "the vagoo" Johnson March 31, 2010

shut the fuck up Isabell

when your friend Isabell won't shut the fuck up about Chicago the musical and her valentines card commission

shut the fuck up Isabell

by Peanutpotplant January 24, 2018

National fuck a femboy day

On July 30th it’s National fuck a femboy day,A day there you can fuck a femboy without saying no homo,the only rule is that the femboy this to be consenting of course

Guy: bro it’s National fuck a femboy day, you know what that means Femboy: yes daddy do you want me on my knees UwU

by A_decider July 29, 2022