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Getting no bitches

Having absolutely 0 female contact your whole life.

Copyrighted by bshp
damn all these rocket league players are “getting no bitches
by bshp February 12, 2022
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bitch

a noun to describe a man who...if a woman--would be so stupid he (hee-hee-hee) would forget to ask to be paid.

(The end: Finis (My next book...as I have many yet to be written and, until I am rescued from Hell (A RATHER WARM PLACE) do not be fooled by those fine attempts for what would result in a very, vary bad and boring eternity being quickly composed and published by 'demme othah geuys'. They do not have an end game.
Look all you 'bitches'--I doesn't really give a mu-fing how many degrees you may have quacking around your freaking heads cuz you be the bitches now and you be some really bad bitches!
by MonkeySees July 29, 2022
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Spaghetti Bitch

When someone gets so attracted to a friend they become a Spaghetti substance in their presence.
Wow, I appear to be your Spaghetti Bitch
by HazardMacaroni October 18, 2022
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Bank Bitch

When one guy fucks a girl in the ass, and makes the chick let you deposit your cum in her ass. And then you make sure she shits out your kids in the morning!
Joe: "Did you bang Jessica last night?"
Me: "Not only did I bang her, I did the bank bitch on that chick bro!"
Joe: "No fucking way!"
by Clark G September 8, 2013
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bitch

The most versatile and useful word one can know. Some regard it as disrespectful, but the word, as stated before, has several meanings.
Excitement: BITCH YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Anger: Bitch I know you did not just say that
Surprise: BITCH WHAT
Jealousy: biiitch
Spilling tea: BIIIIIIIIITCH
Saying hi: Bitchhhh
Reaction to bsf getting back with their ex: BITCH NAH
And many more
by I was never here. Or was I? October 27, 2021
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bitch

female dog

jerry:so i have a bitch for sale!
bobbie: ill get her

insult

emily: u dumb hoe
jessica: bitch!
by gtwmfhnicki February 1, 2021
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Man-Bitch

A guy who has particular woman-like antics which include; falling out with friends, going in a huff and moaning about certain individuals in full detail. Typically happens after being castrated by an over bearing wife who shreds any ounce of dignity he has. Normally happens to guys named Barry.
Dude, have you talked to Barry lately? He’s such a man-bitch anymore.
by That guy 2102 November 30, 2022
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