Saint Jeremiah III Day

June 16th, where people celebrate Saint Jeremiah, who shot 16 people. People found his body filled with bullets.

Happy Saint Jeremiah III day!

by KurbUsMaxiMus November 1, 2019

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day 7

After 7 days of participating in the ancient ritual no nut november, you start to hallucinate. This is the stage where the boys drop out and the gods continue

Boy 1: I don't know of I can make it past day 7
Boy 2: WWEEEAAAKKKK

by Skeleton365 November 1, 2019

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National Behind The House Day

A day, which is everyday, where you and your loved one make out behind a house

Abi its national behind the house day let's go fuck

by Peepeepapa November 1, 2019

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THE GREATEST HOLIDAY CREATED IS HERE! welcome one welcome all! satin day! today we shall celebrate by drawing pentagrams and summoning the great demons of the very fiery depths that we shall meet upon our very demise!

person 1: its satin day you know what that means!
person 2: what does that mean?
person 1 (in a demonic voice): time to be my sacrifice bitch!
person 2: wait no please oh god no please let me live!
person 1: goodbye Darrel
satin: thanks for the summon mate
person 1: Darrel wasn't that important it was definitely worth his life for you my friend
satin: that is a very nice thing to say

by mrpwes November 1, 2019

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All Saints Day

It’s already a holiday, dumbass guy who comes across clueless. Why do you think we have Halloween?

Today is All Saints Day.

by My dog is awesome November 1, 2019

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'Real Dope World' Day

April 17th is 'Real Dope World' Day, the day when family and friends come together one of the greatest Hip Hop artistes of all time. They usually exchange gifts that day to commemorate the loving and caring nature of Real Dope World.

Yo Bola it's 'REAL DOPE WORLD' Day, what are you gonna get me?

by daveedope November 1, 2019

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