Your on drugs

When someone says something so stupid it’s unreal

Guy 1:That cloud looks a lot like bill clinton
Guy 2: your on drugs

by Gotchuprimo May 20, 2021

National give your fem Best friend a hoodie day

On May 24 you must give your girl best friend/feminine best friend your hoodie to show how much you appreciate them

boy best friend: here’s my hoodie and happy
National give your fem Best friend a hoodie day

girl best friend: thank you so much you’re the best friend a girl could ever ask for

by DabiXhawks<3 May 20, 2021

Give your gf a sweatshirt day

On may 22 it is give your gf a sweatshirt day. Even if you just started your relationship.

Give your gf a sweatshirt day. Give it to her Ik she wants it.

by anonymous May 21, 2021

Cheeming Your Haunches

"Cheeming is like a state of perpetually busting your load in anticipation of something. Cheeming your haunches is like someone that's about to fucking explode from anticipatory energy"-Kerwin

"what else can you do with that peanutbutter Pokimane?" cheeming intensifies
(in the above example, the coomers were about to fucking splooge all over their RGB cherry mx blue keyboards to hear how else eGirls utilize peanutbutter beyond simply spreading it on sammiches)-Kerwin

"Tod: I've been cheeming all week for the last day of high school"
"John: don't you mean, cheeming your haunches?

by gar E May 22, 2021

watch your fug

When your drunk and trip over your own feet.

For fuck sake Ryan! Watch your fug!

by Dingly doo May 22, 2021

On your face

When someone is making a promise or guarantee of something on their face (or honor, similar to giving their word).

If I loan you this money your telling me right now, on your face you will work for me for the next two weekends to make us even.

I gotta go straighten up my face with him by working this weekend and next.

by PistolPete1515 May 25, 2021

Your mom

The largest mammal on earth

Your mom is very fat

by theflying_egg May 26, 2021