Im so sorry paula aybd last night it really was high quality almost chockes xo xo or son i saw your rubber dick last night please tell me it was ur girlfriends ate your rubber dick aybd
by suck pussy abyd May 19, 2020
Get the ate your rubber dick aybd mug.
Get the Dick mug.by Minecraft gamer 123 May 23, 2020
Get the dick man mug.Kyle: What happened with your date the other night?
Vince: I hit her with the old dick n dash.
Kyle: Damn that’s cold bro.
Vince: I hit her with the old dick n dash.
Kyle: Damn that’s cold bro.
by iamanthonydean May 24, 2020
Get the Dick N Dash mug.A Big Dick Unicorn is a man who is incredibly thoughtful, is dynamite in bed, and has a gigantic dick. He can be found in a rare, once in a lifetime hookup that you’ll never be able to forget, no matter how many other men you sleep with in the hopes of recapturing the glory of that night.
Ah, yes, I remember my Big Dick Unicorn. I met him in a drunk St. Patty’s Day blur on a business trip to Boston. It’s been ten years and I still think about that night.
by NobodyWantedThisName May 27, 2020
Get the Big Dick Unicorn mug.Limp Dick Warrior has 3 meanings
1. Somebody who is a complete pussy and this stops them from having any fun and enjoying themselves
2. A person who is incredibly annoying and acts like a dick constantly
3. A proud virgin
1. Somebody who is a complete pussy and this stops them from having any fun and enjoying themselves
2. A person who is incredibly annoying and acts like a dick constantly
3. A proud virgin
“Nah Mason won’t come out tonight he’s being a limp dick warrior”
“I can’t stand jack at all he’s such a limp dick warrior
“Oh no Tommos still a virgin he’s a limp dick warrior”
“I can’t stand jack at all he’s such a limp dick warrior
“Oh no Tommos still a virgin he’s a limp dick warrior”
by Jakey (Tonic The Seshhog) May 30, 2020
Get the Limp Dick Warrior mug.