Jazz your Apples

To grab someone ruthlessly by the balls and shake them

Jeffrey is gonna jazz your apples

by no02345t6 September 20, 2023

can we appreciate...

Words before disaster...

Can we appreciate... how much cum he outs in us.

by Imthehamman September 20, 2023

Female orgasm app

Remember when I said that women are full of shit and don't know what's going on down there anyways?

Hym "Well NOW... There's a female orgasm app (I can't remember the name) and the SALES PITCH... IS LITERALLY THE THING I SAID! Have you seen the commercial? Have you see the ad? If you have and you know who I am then you know that I am CORRECT A-FUCKING-GAIN!!! And now there's an app to help you become like me! It's like the fruit from the tree of knowledge. You can use that app to become like ME. A person who isn't completely full of shit! Isn't that nice? But you'll only 'be like me' in the 'not full of shit' sort of way. You won't be a genius. You won't be better than everyone. And you CERTAINLY won't be always-right. Only I can be thoughs things. So... Yeah. Buy the app. And take my money and let me hit it."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

The Loose Asshole Approach

A certain type of approach too making music where you just place notes all around until it sounds on-key, without learning what keys are and how too use them.
basically smashing your head against the wall until it sounds good.

"I'm not very good at music yet, I still use the loose asshole approach."

by Cari Smant September 27, 2023

National Boy Best Friend Appreciation Day

October 9th is National Boy Best Friend Appreciation Day. make sure you go the extra mile to show your appreciation and be extra nice to him all day

Boy bestfriend: why are you being so nice to me today?

You: because it’s National Boy Best friend Appreciation day :)

by Thegreatest1973 October 8, 2023

National Almia Appreciation Day

November 7th is the day to celebrate your appreciation for someone with the name, Almia, Furthermore, to remind us that we all need someone as caring, loving, optimistic, smart, supportive, wholesome, and simply gorgeous as an Almia

For any Almias out there, National Almia Appreciation Day is here for you to remind you that you are Amazing in every way and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. You are so talented and loving. Not to mention you are a rare gem amongst pebbles and stones. Everyone needs an Almia in their lives

by TromboneKid2005 October 23, 2023

gumming the apple

Toothless man performing cunnilingus

Old Man Ray was gumming the apple on Miss Pearl.

by SiLaura December 18, 2023