by Garrett Marshall July 22, 2023

by TwoGiftsFromGod November 16, 2022

Whilst on a project, both partners are entirely naked apart from a beret.
The man will do a handstand in front of the woman. She will then wrap her arms around him and pick him up to perform analingus. She will then reach around and stroke him simultaneously, similar to playing a flute.
All sexual fluids will be caught on a croissant pre-loaded with ham and cheese. The fluids will then be evenly spread using a French passport.
The man will do a handstand in front of the woman. She will then wrap her arms around him and pick him up to perform analingus. She will then reach around and stroke him simultaneously, similar to playing a flute.
All sexual fluids will be caught on a croissant pre-loaded with ham and cheese. The fluids will then be evenly spread using a French passport.
by Nightferret July 17, 2024

A sexual act in which one performs anal on a female. Following the removal of his poop covered member the female performs fellatio. After climax, the man proceeds to make out with his female counterpart, swapping a mixture of saliva, semen, and a lil’ bit-o-poop.
by GabeOwner110599 August 22, 2025

by jaqman1234 May 20, 2020

by your mother’s side guy September 28, 2021

Dirty Nicolaj is when someone is selling you electronics for easy money but he will insist he is not the shit
by Sukkerkage April 21, 2020
