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Dirty Heard

When you shit on the bed, and then file for divorce.
Amber was a crazy bitch. When her marriage began to fail, she took a Dirty Heard, and smiled.
by Garrett Marshall July 22, 2023
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dirty FARID

He makes the tide rise in every girl's mangrove forest, extra points if she has diverse crabs.
Are you close? Yes I'm about to dirty Farid.
by TwoGiftsFromGod November 16, 2022
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Dirty J-F

Whilst on a project, both partners are entirely naked apart from a beret.
The man will do a handstand in front of the woman. She will then wrap her arms around him and pick him up to perform analingus. She will then reach around and stroke him simultaneously, similar to playing a flute.

All sexual fluids will be caught on a croissant pre-loaded with ham and cheese. The fluids will then be evenly spread using a French passport.
I can’t come to Murphy’s tonight. I have a Dirty J-F scheduled”
by Nightferret July 17, 2024
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Dirty Mitchell

A sexual act in which one performs anal on a female. Following the removal of his poop covered member the female performs fellatio. After climax, the man proceeds to make out with his female counterpart, swapping a mixture of saliva, semen, and a lil’ bit-o-poop.
“I got so hammered last night that I gave my girlfriend a Dirty Mitchell”
by GabeOwner110599 August 22, 2025
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Dirty Jaquez

A man who fills his ass with spray cheese and proceeds to use said spray cheese as lube.
Person 1: Aye what you up to tonight?
Person 2: Oh you know, the dirty Jaquez.
by jaqman1234 May 20, 2020
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Dirty Jacobo

The act of riding on a boyfriends dick as a gay man, to realize it is a woman with a dildo.
Man: Dude your mom totally pulled a Dirty Jacobo on me!
Friend: I mean, she loves pranks…
by your mother’s side guy September 28, 2021
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Dirty Nicolaj

Dirty Nicolaj is when someone is selling you electronics for easy money but he will insist he is not the shit
Hey, you're such a dirty nicolaj !
by Sukkerkage April 21, 2020
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