Ass-ton

2000 assloads

Just because you were at Costco doesn’t mean we need a fukin ass-ton of toothpicks. These toothpicks will outlast me you stupid fuck-ass. Ass-fuck. You think I work all week for some muthafukin toothpicks?

by Weinsist June 29, 2018

Ass Fries

Your cat sits on your french fries making them ass fries. You then give them to your failure of a husband who gleefully eats the ass fries.

Tails just sat on the fries and they are now "ass fries"

by Gonads Johnson July 3, 2018

ass hat

an ass hat is someone that hate every thing

logan paul is an ass hat

by lovecat9071 July 7, 2018

Baby Ass

Someone who is 25 years of age or younger

Person 1: Do you see that man over there? He’s a baby ass.
Person 2: Yeah, 22 year olds are so immature.

You basically use it to make fun of someone.

by I’mKickingEveryone July 8, 2018

Cracker Ass Fool

A person on kik who has a weird voice

You are a cracker ass fool

by DeltaApple July 11, 2018

Ass-Breath

A disease caused by kissing your bosses and governments ass a lot. Has such a terrible smell that some people near those afflicted by it would jump in the ocean to escape the smell. Cured by the use of Ass-Breath Killers.

"Um, Yessir Boss" - A person afflicted with Ass-Breath

by Givl Upi July 11, 2018

ass gasket

The paper gasket that hangs that is dispensed in some shit houses that goes between your ass and the toilet seat which keeps the nasty AIDS infested cumshots and trapeze jumping, period juice diving pussy crabs off your ass.

Donald Trump used an ass gasket to protect his ass when he sat down to take a dump because there was shit all over the toilet seat.

by Gabe Oyce July 13, 2018