your ancestors are molesters

Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, and your grandpap a trap.

Hey jim, are your ancestors are molesters?
*jim explodes into oblivion and burns in hell for eternity*

by Ancested molested May 14, 2018

bacon in your ass

The act of shoving random items up your ass, while screaming “ ding dong the witch is dead”

Jason was commiting bacon in your ass when he shoved a toy tractor up his ass.

by Gold3ngurl December 14, 2019

Kiss your crush day

Kiss your crush/bf/gf dayyy
You can kiss them whenever you want

You:kiss your crush
Crush: what's that?
You:it's kiss your crush day

by Tavamamma October 26, 2019

pop your safe bubble

@itserniie on twitter exposed the government for enslavement by manipulation on all of us.

oops, i just popped ur safe bubble 😊

did you want me to pop your safe bubble for you?

ask your grandma, “did you want me to pop your safe bubble for you?”

by itserniie May 1, 2023

Finger bang your Google box

To look something up on your smartphone

What time is the movie? Can you finger bang your Google box and find out?

by TheApothecary August 14, 2017

Your mom

It’s something big even thanos is scared of “it”

thanos:THIS WOLRD IS MINE
Me: well come here your mom

thanos:AHHHHHH

by Big Steve man thing November 22, 2020

listen with your mouth

Used when one or more people are continuously talking nonsense, while one is trying to gain attention.

Mikey: Yo reach casino tonight?
Jamie: Oh yeaa? i got 50 bucks
Mikey: yaa, i got no cash.

Mikey: Can you spot me 25? i'll give you that best buy certificate.
Mikey: We're getting sluts tonightt.
Massimo:yeeeoooooo, ima need that 20 Jamie.
Matt: naawww yooo i got work tomorrow
Alan: I got liquor..
Jamie: LISTEN WITH YOUR MOUTH!
Jamie: Fallsview shuttle arrives in 10 minutes.

by Pastfarian December 2, 2010