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dick trunk

the base of the penis. Compared to a tree trunk.
Jason was wearing his jeans so low you could totally see his dick trunk.
by Jinde Kush June 29, 2015
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Big Dick Roller

Someone who steamrolls through other players in video games having the bigger dick therefore they are considered a big dick roller
These kids on Call of Duty tonight have no clue what they're about to get hit by a team of big dick rollers
by Sexy single Battery Sandy June 15, 2020
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Dick

The sasouge hanging in between your legs stupid idiot.

"My Dick is Long gone inside ur mom."
"My Dick is Long gone inside ur mom."
by Long dick savage March 7, 2017
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Excellent dick but still pussy

He has excellent dick but still pussy cause he cant use a cell phone .
by Your fathers nigga April 14, 2022
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Big Dick

Nice compliment reserved for ridiculous Big Dick Energy super self aware people irregardless of gender; Cops bouncing your head off the patrol cars roof, coworker who attempts to step into a problem you are working on immediately followed by catastrophic failure, branch managers stating the obvious to fuck with you over dumb shit, manipulative schmoozers, backwards capped bro ninjas getting knocked smooth the fuck out and creepy poorly aging serial mac artists. Traditional to duck after uttering as it has a long storied tradition of being followed by cop hitting you again, coworker throwing heavy and/or sharp objects, branch managers getting manager with actual authority to fire and offensive ass hats doubling down on their harmful observations.
"Thanks officer Big Dick I will watch my head getting out of the vehicle as well!"
"Appreciate the help with setting off that hospitals fire sprinkler system Big Dick, but I think I got it from here. Go sit in the truck."
"Oh I'm 37 seconds late back from lunch? Good looking out Mr. Branch Manager Big Dick, you can go back in the office and bullshit on the phone now while I move these pallets of pig iron into the smelter. Good looking out though!"
"Hey Big Dick thanks for telling my partner about that thing in Vegas you talked me into fifteen years ago leaving off the fifteen year ago part, and so sweet of you to sending the gift basket to their parents house instead of ours."
"Big Dick pick up your teeth and GTFO, better keep at the strip mall douche dojo to come in here talking crazy."
"Yeah that sounds great Big Dick! Ask the whole table! We love whiskey-ed up floppy micro Big Dicks that somehow simultaneously destroy peoples lives, sanity AND pass syphilis mustard ooze to people when they are vulnerable!"
by Vonnegutstwerp, Belgium February 28, 2022
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Dicking

When your friends start joking with you and they whip out their dicks while doing it
My friends were dicking with me and one of them slipped it in
by Jedrogers13 May 9, 2020
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bagel dick

Where one shoves a bagel through their dick.
James just fucked the bagel, he has bagel dick!
by KungFoy November 13, 2017
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