An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
Get the Needle Shits Old Fartmug. by mauruje May 25, 2022
Get the shit bitmug. 
(noun): When a friendship turns toxic, awkward, or just straight-up exhausting. Could be caused by constant drama, betrayal, or that one friend who always "forgets" their wallet.
(noun): When a friendship feels more like a burden than a blessing. You stick around out of guilt, nostalgia, or habit, but deep down, you know it’s a lost cause.
(noun): That moment when a supposedly close friend completely lets you down—whether by ghosting, backstabbing, or just being a terrible friend.
(noun): When a friendship feels more like a burden than a blessing. You stick around out of guilt, nostalgia, or habit, but deep down, you know it’s a lost cause.
(noun): That moment when a supposedly close friend completely lets you down—whether by ghosting, backstabbing, or just being a terrible friend.
Our friendship used to be great, but now it's just friend-shit.
Hanging out with Jake used to be fun, but now it's just awkward silences and forced laughs—total friend-shit.
Sarah ditched me for her new crew without a word. Guess our friendship was always just friend-shit.
Hanging out with Jake used to be fun, but now it's just awkward silences and forced laughs—total friend-shit.
Sarah ditched me for her new crew without a word. Guess our friendship was always just friend-shit.
by MidnightMissSuki78 March 2, 2025
Get the Friend-shitmug. Homeowner:
My toilet won't flush. I think there is a blockage. Please clear the pipe.
Plumber:
The drain pipe is cleared. We found written documents that caused the blockage. Who in their right mind tries to flush paperwork down a toilet?
Homeowner:
A Piece of Shit
My toilet won't flush. I think there is a blockage. Please clear the pipe.
Plumber:
The drain pipe is cleared. We found written documents that caused the blockage. Who in their right mind tries to flush paperwork down a toilet?
Homeowner:
A Piece of Shit
by ND86MBW February 18, 2022
Get the Piece of Shitmug. 1: Used to express anger or annoyance towards someone 2: Used to express that you want someone to go away 3: A boastful way of declaring victory , in the form of ‘eat’ or ‘ate shit’
1) They said I suck? Well they can eat shit and die.
2) There’s someone knocking at the door. Well I’m not answering it, they can eat shit and die.
3) Did you beat Joe in the race? Yes, he ate my shit.
2) There’s someone knocking at the door. Well I’m not answering it, they can eat shit and die.
3) Did you beat Joe in the race? Yes, he ate my shit.
by SiL3Nt J September 7, 2023
Get the Eat shit and diemug. An exhausted mental searches usual choice picked by your exhausted mind and body to describe the possessions that a destructive accident caused by the action of the woman he loves but knew in his heart "also works to describe" she doesn't care,
There's a bunch of broken shit. And it's my fault for loving someone who feels joy when you hurt.
Thank God she's going to her brothers in East Bay. It hurts because I truly cared.
Thank God she's going to her brothers in East Bay. It hurts because I truly cared.
by Pro classy anti snitch April 4, 2020
Get the Broken shitmug.