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three tiered shit dyke

A "three tiered shit dyke" is a group of 3 people growing more insufferable each person, commonly creating chaos and unfairness around them.
Hey man I need some god damn help I'm caught in the middle of a three tiered shit dyke
by Dickfrigate April 6, 2023
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Digging up old shit

โ€œDude brittney is such a bitch she was digging up old shit from 2014
by Jamie Williams August 2, 2022
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shit

a type of solidified diarhoea
by Hmm idrk April 21, 2022
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This shit's fucking wrong

YEAH!? It fucking seems like that doesn't it? SEEMS FUCKING LIKE THAT DOESN'T IT THEO!? ARE THEY HITTING YOU WITH THE ARTIFICIAL SCHIZOPHRENIA YET THEO VON? ARE THEY DOING THAT? WELL THEN QUIT BITCHING BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE HAVE IT WAAAAAY WORSE THAN YOU, DON'T THEY? Not allowed to complain if people have it worse than you. Don't you know that? If you watch Joe Rogan then SURELY you already know that!
Hym "That's an eloquent way of putting it Theo Von. 'This shit's fucking wrong *WHEN IT FUCKING HAPPENS TO ME' But you didn't have a problem with it until 19 fucking hours ago did you? OOOOOH YEAH! YOU'RE STANDING UP FOR ALL THE OTHER PODCASTERS NOW! THEO VON! CHAMPION OF PODCASTER'S RIGHTS! See that!? He's doing the thing I'm doing except way after the fact and he's a part of a group of people who have been doing it to me! Look at him go. It's that funny? Isn't that funny, Joe Rogan? When a millionaire podcaster is complaining about getting cut out of millions of dollars? Isn't that funny? HE SHOULD HAVE WATCHED HIS WORDS JOE! You think? You think that's what he should have done? Watched his fucking mouth? Is that it? So brave! He's really sticking his neck out there for everyone isn't he? ๐Ÿ‘ŒSo brave๐Ÿ‘Œ Bravery the likes of which the world has never seen. Let's all give a round of applause for Theo ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ There you go. A round of applause for defending everyone's rights Theo. Take that to the bank you fucking prick."
by Hym Iam September 7, 2023
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Zay shit

The tendency to exhibit exaggerated or fake behavior, especially in the presence of girls, by acting differently or attempting to be funny in a misguided attempt to impress others, often resulting in awkward or unimpressive outcomes. In other words, being a โ€œL mansโ€.
โ€œYou on that zay shit right now.โ€

โ€œThatโ€™s zayโ€
by Vnkn0wn April 4, 2024
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Phantom shit

When you drop a huge log in the toilet, but when you go to wipe thereโ€™s nothing there
I washed my hands and everything, it was just a phantom shit
by The shitburgular February 11, 2019
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Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
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