Shit

1. Feces, poop

2. Me

3. Not you, you are the most beautiful creature in this world.

Example A. «Wow, that's a very cute shit!»

Example B. «Hey bro! I shitted my pants!»

Example C. «To prove you're not a robot, select all the photos with a shit.»

by oooh dove mi potti April 30, 2021

Maping shit

Completing goals/objectives

Tyron: Yo I did the essay today.
Derick: Danm its due in a month, You had some time.
Tyron: Yea, I just felt like maping shit ya heard

by Dont click January 1, 2018

Who Shit In Your Toilet?

Equivalent of:
- Who Rained On Your Parade?
- Who Pissed In Your Cornflakes?
- What's Got Your Panties In a Twist?

Person 1: I'm really excited to go to the beach!
Person 2: I don't give a shit
Person 3: Dang, Who Shit In Your Toilet?

by Trizzy13 April 18, 2025

Shit House Wreck

Someone or something do disheveled or dilapidated to the point that it’s an eye sore.

Tammy was so wasted from drinking that she looked liked a shit house wreck.

The old Miller place has fallen in so bad I wonder why the county hasn’t condemned that shit house wreck yet.

by Dnurse15 November 30, 2024

Shitting Horses and Donkeys

An exaggerated version of 'Raining cats and dogs' where now its hailing and snowing and raining etc.

'holy shit, its shitting horses and donkeys'

by doomplings October 14, 2021

bastard shit

An unexpected and unwanted defecation

Sorry I am late. Went to take a leak just before the meeting and had to deal with a bastard shit.

by Nolan Swipples November 11, 2022

Fuck of shit

A general know-it-all on every useless subject.

Here comes that Gavone, he's a real fuck of shit.

by tirtle June 25, 2018