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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
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I told the sun about you.

Fabi: jack! What did you want to talk about?
Jack: I told the sun about you.
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could you didn't

Another way that hyper-intelligent beings express their want for someone to not do something. future tense version of "could you not"
Classmate: imma ctrl shift qq you!
Me: could you didn't.
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We Remove You

The true slogan used by bigtechs and social networks as few real users = few cost of maintenance.
Facebook, Reddit, X/Twitter, Instagram, Youtube, WhatsApp, Google : Why do we remove bots and trolls, when we remove you easier?
Users : Stop using these f*ckin' spyware social publishers, they're not platforms.
by Shiine-1 October 7, 2023
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No you didn't

No you fucking didn't you crippled piece of shit. And I did not apologize.
Hym "No you didn't. Don't fucking do that you worthless piece of shit. Your gaping butthole and your dead kid would suggest otherwise."
by Hym Iam October 19, 2025
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You

by XDJohnDoeDabXDX January 31, 2018
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I don’t know. I heard this from a show and this shit is menacing. I’m guessing it means for horrible people that if you are a mass murderer, you are loyal to thousands of evil and masterminded beings. I don’t really know honestly lol.
When you kill somebody, just remember, “Kill one man and you are a murderer; Kill them all and you are a god….”
by Chaotic3546 October 11, 2023
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