you smell, you shit?

A lowbrow and grammatically incorrect way of insulting an Englishman; Commonly used by Chinese people.

"Alright, an example: You smell, you shit?"

by DDLZC April 16, 2017

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024

All your mates are backing you up

A phrase used to signify that the subject has little to no support on their opinion

Jimmy: I think that we should all get more homework
John: All your mates are backing you up, trust me!

by Pavement Misuse September 10, 2018

i did exactly as you said pop

Say this to a hamilton fan to make them cry. Or you can say "Alexander, there's a letter for you from South Carolina"
*sniffs* there go the tears...

Friend wants to make me cry for some reason
Friend: I did exactly as you said pop
Me: bursts into tears

by a random hamilton fan January 23, 2020

YOU NAH WAH GOAL!

This term is used when playing football in the Caribbean and someone messes up a perfect pass

Jden passes To Johnothan, Johnothan Misses the goal completely. Jden says ''YOU NAH WAH GOAL!''

by PCPL May 29, 2023

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by TakoTheMemer January 25, 2024

You wouldn't know

Nor would you care if I wasn't.

Hym "You wouldn't know. I think this is a pathetic attempt at taking my agency away from me but all you are doing is restricting all of my options OTHER THAN STABBING A CHILD. I'm not going to create AI and then work at a gas station for the rest of my life. Or anywhere for that matter. You clearly think too highly of yourself and Suchir Balaji is dead because you deluded yourself into believing you would be able to convince everyone to lie with you."

by Hym Iam April 18, 2025