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shit da shit

when one man doesnt fuck a women and his friend give him shit and so he doesnt give a shit so he says fuck my life or "shit da shit"
Ed: you fuckin pussy u didnt fuck her
Justin: Shit da shit , fuck off
by Nathaniel Davis August 6, 2008
mugGet the shit da shitmug.

Ding Dong Shit

Kids game invented in 2024, in which a person rings a random house’s doorbell & then speedily defecates on the stoop as they run away prior to the door being opened.
Marty & Chris were killed last week as they played Ding Dong Shit.
by CrackManson July 7, 2024
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Shit guzzler

Person that likes to guzzle down on shit for pleasure or money or both
I heard hailey is a shit guzzler might see if I can get her to guzzle my shit
by Shit guzzler March 4, 2023
mugGet the Shit guzzlermug.

Level 1 shit

I have mostly level 1 shits at home.
by Kringle_ May 27, 2022
mugGet the Level 1 shitmug.

Shit

An incredibly flexible light swear word in the English language. It can be used practically anywhere, anytime, and usually unlike hard swears like the F-bomb, the word shit isn't that vulgar, and is often used even in professional situations. It literally means feces, but it's come to be a word used to describe just about anything people don't like.
I'm tired of lugging all this shit back and fourth to school every day
Awww shit! I hit my head!
Oh come on, I stepped in dog shit.
You're a millionaire yet work at McDonalds? You're full of shit!
2020 was quite a shitty year
I forgot my phone, I locked myself out of the car, and I'm gonna be late to work. What a shit show!
I know you're lying to me! Cut the shit!
Holy shit that was a close call!
I know you're plotting to prank me again, you little shit.
I'm tired of all this shit going on at work!
Why would you do that? Shithead!
This guy at work is clueless, he really has shit for brains.
I don't want to work as a plumber. They constantly work in piles of shit.
Bullshit! I'm not doing any of that!
When someone tells me they're smart yet they don't know the 7 continents, I know they're telling a load of horseshit
People who accuse Alabamans of being inbred are basically shitting on the whole state and its people
That shit's cool, I want it.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 4, 2021
mugGet the Shitmug.

Gay little shit

A gay little shit is someone no 1 likes
by Sams shed shop December 12, 2020
mugGet the Gay little shitmug.

Shit soufflé

When a woman has her legs behind her head and she is finger blasting her clam jam, she loses all control of her bladder and bowels so she ends up shitting in her pussy. She will then proceed to have a man eat the shitty bloody piss filled pussy like a shit soufflé
That shit soufflé is by far the smelliest thing I’ve ever ate before.
by Lonely diver June 28, 2023
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