shit

no..

Don’t you have anything better to do? Go outside and play instead of reading the dictionary bruh.. shit

by Ur moms cum🤪🤪 October 28, 2021

type shit

type shit

cool dude #1: type shit
cool dude #2: type shit

by cool due #13 August 26, 2025

Shit

A further extended version of the fart "the explosion between the legs"

Dude is see brown in your pants
Man:shit

by Himynameisbleebloop March 10, 2020

My Shit's in flux

Living in a state of change. An insight that the assumptions of life are subject to being wrong. The realization that upheaval could come at any moment.

How's it going? Umm, ok. Just ok? What's the matter? Eh. my shit's in flux. Oh, man, sorry...

by Mike Mermel September 7, 2016

dookie shit

You’re worse than worse you never clutch up for the squad and get called dookie shit after you miss every shot in cod

*teammate misses every shot*
“Bro you’re literally dookie shit”

by White Nike sock February 11, 2021

Ninja shits

When diarrhea or mexican food sneaks up on you at a random time.

Boss: "Why weren't you at work Bob?"
Bob: "Well I was at my daughters play then i got a case of ninja shits."

by Chupa Mi Verdga August 10, 2014

emergency shit pinch

When you're at the fire hall droppin a dookie, and an emergency call lights up the bell, so you gotta pinch it off, turbo wipe, and run to the rig just as they're ready to head out.

FF "Sorry guys, I was mid push and had to make an emergency shit pinch."
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"

by Northern Hammer July 4, 2023