Twirly Bird

When a woman pulls out her used bloody tampon while pinching the string and swings it above her head like a helicopter, hopefully splattering the walls with red DNA

This bartender took 20 minutes to give me my margarita. I'm finna go Twirly Bird their bathroom.

by IWannaMeetThatDad January 1, 2017

Feeding the Birds

A solo sexual practice wherein the subject (traditionally male) vomits onto his own genitalia for use as a lubricant.

“Where the fuck is frank?”
“I think he’s in the bathroom feeding the birds”

by MrOCD October 16, 2019

bird-dog

To bird-dog something is to complete a task using a slightly dodgy or unorthodox method.

Performing the task this way should save time, effort or money.

It can involve a dangerous act in order to get the job done.

I had to "bird-dog" it.

An example of bird-dogging it would be an electrician climbing on a live switchboard to get to a cable, j-boxing a cable in a wall cavity, shorting out a circuit in order to identify the right breaker or setting up a ladder on the back of your ute to reach reach higher

by YeahBro! December 16, 2011

Gay bird

Something feminine

Ballet is gay bird dancing.

by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012

blowing the bird

smoking marujuana.

Dude, you know I blow the bird before going to a party.

by J-Dub03 June 13, 2005

Baby birding

When you cum in a girls mouth, she doesn't swallow then she passes your cum back to you while making out.

Baby birding. Last night my girl baby birded me, I need to eat more pineapple.

by The baby bird September 17, 2016

A Larry Bird

When you are having sex with a girl during a lightning storm and then there is a flash of lighning and during the split second that you cant see the girls brother pops out of the closet and switches places with her so when you regain your sight you realize you are actually fucking the girls brother.

Also known as "The Ol' Switch-a-roo"

Tom: Dude you will not believe what happened to me the other day.
Jack: What?
Tom: Well I was with this girl at my place and we got into it and then there was a flash of lightning and she pulled A Larry Bird!
Jack: My god...

by Ibringdafunk February 7, 2010