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Twirly Bird

When a woman pulls out her used bloody tampon while pinching the string and swings it above her head like a helicopter, hopefully splattering the walls with red DNA

This bartender took 20 minutes to give me my margarita. I'm finna go Twirly Bird their bathroom.

by IWannaMeetThatDad January 1, 2017