Definitions by IWannaMeetThatDad

Twirly Bird 

When a woman pulls out her used bloody tampon while pinching the string and swings it above her head like a helicopter, hopefully splattering the walls with red DNA

This bartender took 20 minutes to give me my margarita. I'm finna go Twirly Bird their bathroom.

Twirly Bird by IWannaMeetThatDad January 1, 2017