hannah is a unicorn

when your name is hannah and you are a unicorn

random person; hello hannah is a unicorn
me;hi

by unicornhhhisepicsms December 7, 2016

floppy dick unicorn

When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.

I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.

by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017

whale shark unicorn

A mix of a whale shark and a unicorn. a whale shark with a horn on the head. People who like whale shark unicorns are stupid and ugly. WHALE SHARKS ONLY, NO UNICORNS. HAIL WHALE SHARK KILL ,WHALE SHARK UNICORNS.

"Whale shark unicorn lovers are stupid "
"IKR"

by WHALESHARKUNICORN-SUCKS March 14, 2018

Inflating the Unicorn

Blowing into the rear of a unicorn to make it stand upright.

He was inflating the unicorn on the 4th of July in front of everyone.

by You’re Welcome 100x July 4, 2018

Kookie Eating Unicorn

A kookie eating unicorn unicorn is a known species in planet earth. Only one creature is alive in this known species. It is known of having Jung Kook as their bias and they love the colour red, purple and black. They also love Harry Potter and are usually sorted into the Gryffindor house

The kookie eating unicorn may go extinct as there is only one alive

by Kookie eating unicorn February 8, 2019

Shitting rainbows and unicorns

What a female does the following morning after indulging in unprotected anal sex with a gay man who, typically, is highly desirable to both men and women, making the term one of begrudging admiration.

Lexi "Did you see Candy last night, she's such a sexy slut; she even trapped Todd?" Eva, "you mean Todd, the gay barman with the body to die for? Wow, I guess she"ll be shitting rainbows and unicorns this morning; bitch".

by Grandsire July 31, 2019

Red velvet unicorn

A position created while eating waffles. It consists of a man sticking a dildo to his head and fu king a woman with the dildo while on her period

"Do you want to try a new position tonight"
"Yes the red velvet unicorn"

by Zolaxo2002 March 9, 2020