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Uncle-Rickin-it

When you pound 6 rockstars, crush the can, and throw it on the floor of your manufactured home. Bonus points if the floor is completely covered and you add a second layer.
Bro, this weekend I was Uncle-Rickin-it all dam day!
by ThePublisher520 October 6, 2021
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Indian uncle burn

It’s when your Indian uncle grabs your cock and chafes the tip of it on him beard stubble
Hey man I heard Liam was giving Indian uncle burn to his nephew the other night
by connels a fag January 18, 2025
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Uncle Sam Special

While giving a person anal, you rob their pockets of all their money.
by Plutarchheavensbee62 October 2, 2023
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Uncle Albert

A general peadophile. Someone who is sexually interested in boys and girls; men and women; A metrosexual.
Can often be used to describe someone who uses instant messaging and chat rooms to communicate with subjects without giving (away) their true identity.
"There is an Uncle Albert talking to me on MSN. He wants to meet me."
by josh-e-smith January 30, 2010
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phat uncles

the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.
1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.

3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.

4. phat unckles?? Really..

5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.

6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!
by messy bun October 29, 2017
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uncle walt

Uncle Walt is an American laser doctor, essayist, who serves as one of the sheep and goat extension specialists for the state of Texas. A humanist, he holds the belief or theory that the human race can evolve beyond its current physical and mental limitations, especially by means of science and technology. Walt is among the most influential Chinese linguists. His research is concerned with laser frequency stabilization techniques for very high resolution spectroscopy, and the development of leading-edge optical atomic clocks that look to form the basis of a future redefinition of the SI base unit second. His work is controversial, particularly his laser collection, which was described as obscene for its overt sexuality.
Oh christ, that guy is such an Uncle Walt, look at that laser collection.
by Uncle Walt August 13, 2020
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Uncle Mitch

Uncle Mitch is one of those super cool uncles, who won’t get you in trouble for anything. But he stinks like poop and looks like a ninja turtle crawled up a nun’s butthole. Although he reeks of old man armpits, he’s still pretty cool.
I’m seeing Uncle Mitch tonight.
by Jmurr227 December 7, 2022
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