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hick ass thot

Abbr: HAT

Same principle as a thot, except notably worse. Hick Ass Thots incorporate cringe-worthy attempts at being “country” into their thottery. Like their thot cousins, Daddy issues are usually involved.

HAT’s, although they probably live in a suburb and haven’t stepped outside in their 13 years of life, will dress in jeans, cowboy boots, and camo sweatshirts. They can typically be found blasting shitty country music and talking in hood accents.

One of the HAT’s most common ways to lure in victims (Other than hicks, who come voluntarily), is by adopting contemporary, right-wing stances on current issues. A dead giveaway that you’re being duped is that they will never allow their charade to compromise their thot values. Reproductive rights issues are a common example of this.
Guy 1: “Man, I just met this great chick, she’s a real country girl

Guy 2: “Wtf bro, she’s a hick ass thot!”

Guy 1: “Damn you’re right, she does bump a lot of Florida Georgia Line
by ThotPatrol99 December 27, 2017
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Stop-sign thot

1. A female that has skinny body and big head, often used as a derogatory term

3. A female that looks like Beetlejuice in reality but believes she looks like Rihanna or Beyonce in own mind

4. A nasty dope whore that is down to 80 pounds and three teeth, but thinks in her own mind that she looks like Beyonce or Mila Kunis
(Woman)- "hey handsome, what's your name?
(Kids look up to the woman)- Ahhhh!!!!
(Father of kids)- Get the fuck away us you nasty Stop-sign thot . You're scaring my kids. They looked up and thought Michael was trying to take them to never land!
by BigHawk 2813 January 4, 2019
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dodge them thots

When a girl tryna get at yo dick cuz she a ho, so you dodge the fuck out the way so you don't get AIDS or some shit cuz you know she been fuckin with ALL SORTS OF DICKS.
"Nah fam I hella dodge them thots".
by Thotbusters November 8, 2017
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Interstellar Thot Patrol

A regular Thot Patrol force, but better.
The Interstellar Thot Patrol spots, engages, and destroys thots.
by Hondipo September 18, 2018
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pussy twat thot

someone who is the absolute worst. This type of person really just grinds your gears and no one word is right so you have to use all three. Also can be used in list form. ex: your on my pussy twat thot list
mike is a pussy twat thot
by pussytwatthot February 8, 2020
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Timeo Vos Thot

Is the Latin way to say "Begone thot!". In the literal sense it says: "be afraid you thot!"
You have it coming, timeo vos thot!
by LordMot June 12, 2019
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English thot (mylee)

she da biggest hoe at ec she hits on every guy even tho she has a shitty boyfriend and no 1 cares about her. she also needs to stop sucking every 1s dick. and she needs to close her legs everytime I'm around her it smells like catfish fly bad it it's fucking nasty so beware of the biggest hor at ec.
English thot (mylee) is da biggest hor in America
by my BBC nigga with use October 17, 2019
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