Ass Mouth

The type of mouth you get after a night of heavy drinking and taking drugs in excess of number. It consists of a sticky velcro tongue (so sticky it could stick to a dogs bollock and you get a dog fart in your face), a dry cloggy throat that's 1mm wide, furry teeth and lips that have flaking peeling dry skin coming off. It also creates a mouth that is non-quenchable by any liquid, it even makes ice water taste like you're licking the inside of a dustbin.

Courtney: My ass mouth is making me wana slit my wrists and dance in my own blood, I wish I had some turboce.
Amber: I'm not suprised, you're breath smells like a decapitated corpse, have a polo.

by ***Amboce*** June 23, 2007

rat's ass

Another way of saying how much you dont care...

I can give a rats ass what u eat!

by Jasmine August 5, 2004

Ass Beetle

A form of beetle (bug) found in the wild.
A scary beetle with horns (this is a badass beetle)

How Beavis and Butthead call eachother

Huh-huh.. You're an Ass Beetle!

by Fukaface! December 18, 2010

Super Ass

A person who has passed the line of just being an ass. They are like a super hero's arch enemy who gets beat up in every episode. Or at least deserves to.

Girl A: My boyfriend just broke up with me over text!

Girl B: Wow, what a super ass!!

by Bekarilla February 20, 2011

Sore-Ass

A condition experienced after riding a bike back and forth for countless miles.

Gosh Christina, I have such Sore-Ass after that ride.

by drico618 June 5, 2011

Kooch Ass

a person that is not willing to take risks, usually a female

Yo bitch! Quit bein' such a little Kooch Ass!

by Bullrog & Gambit August 10, 2010

Chris' Ass

a very large piece of art, beautiful to the eye, and possibly even more enjoyable to the touch. looks simply majestic in yoga pants. has been featured in countless raunchy magazines in their fold out sections. thought to be many notable artists', sculptors', and play-writers' muse. the actual size of chris' ass has been debated amongst several esteemed scholars, and the accepted measurement is now 7 feet in width, 4 1/2 feet in depth, along with a mass of approximately 133.4 kg. not to be confused with chris kmiec's sister's "nice, perky ass", to quote chris himself.

Crowd of starry-eyed men, women and children: "Good god, I would give my life savings to Jerry Sandusky's child rape ring to just get a glimpse of Chris' Ass! If only we could come closer!"

by assfanatic93kmiec November 9, 2011