a special booty surprise is when you are having anal sex and the girl accidentally shits on your dick
by incognitio November 08, 2022
A common phrase used in pubs and bars all around Melbourne, often heard in response to a statement or question where nothing more can be contributed to a conversation
The latest bureau of statistics data shows our love affair with beer has drooped
That's a, that's a surprise
That's a, that's a surprise
by bdawge June 08, 2011
This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.
Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.
Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!
by mary poppins butthole October 27, 2014
When you stick a double gulp in your bunghole bottom first and leave the straw hanging out. Then the woman/man enjoys a tasty soda treat out of said straw.
by Big Slurpy March 28, 2020
A pasta surprise is when an Italian is giving deep throat and sneezes at the same time as the man cums, resulting in jizz shoots out of their nose, looking like pasta.
by dandanmatressman May 26, 2022
When you see the Mother and Daughter out on the town, and then they both see you and realize that they both have banged you from the dating sites.
"I ran into Suzie and Claudia on the town, I had no idea they were related. It was quite the Hat Trick Surprise."
by SRKJ August 02, 2022
by PJai October 22, 2022