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Matt

A Matt is a total tryhard at video games. If your team is losing, yell at him to pay attention, and you'll be winning in a minute or two. People on the other team are always sending him hate messages because he's horribly annoying if you're not on his side. Also, a Matt's Roman Empire is the fight scene between Anakin and Obi-Wan in Revenge of the Sith
Make sure you're on Matt's team for PVP
by I'dratherbebitch February 21, 2024
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Matt Yamagata Disease

This disease is heavily contagious and breeds fast asexually. Symptoms are Asian, foaming at the mouth, stupid art phases, consistent hat wearing, and throwing up in bathroom corners. If you have this disease see Johns Hopkins effective immediately to obtain Juul for cure. If you do not obtain cure you will be dumb stupid and contained in cat infested Guses. Bravo 6 has gone dark watch it!
Oh no you have matt Yamagata disease.
by CD Smasher February 6, 2020
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Matt (reaper)

a Matt is a person that :
1. hates math
2. doesn't like school
3. is an amazing fortnite player
4. has cats
5.hates life
6. hates other people
7. likes sleeping.
8. hates his brother.
(e.g. oop, yup we've found a Matt (reaper) )
by *BITMASTER>GAMER February 25, 2019
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Matt Kuhl

Biggest Shlong 13+incher, anaconda downstairs, layed back chill mf, possible missing k9s, borderline anorexic, shy freak, lil maniac in bed. 1.3 mil tik tok wife. Mk hella chill bro count on dis mf make u laugh. mk bro best bro in da universe, D1 Demon
OMG MATT KUHL MAKES MY INSIDES HURT
by NJbroNaNaNa March 22, 2024
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Matt-arsed

When a Matt gets so off chops from booze and/or gear he is rat-arsed.
Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.
by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019
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Matt

Matt is the all powerful Mii. He can fight Shaggy at 100% power.
"Matt is eternal. Matt is undefeatable. All hail Matt."-Mahadma Ghandi 2019
by Robbie_Rotten_is_God February 5, 2019
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Matt

Matt: "I like having dicks in my ass"
by Johnathan_Appleman January 15, 2024
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