bear moon

How gay men describe the bare ass of a heterosexual man

Dude he had the best bear moon. Totally wanted to smash it

by Aliasdove September 5, 2017

The moon

is made of cheese

the moon is made of cheese

by THE EARF December 28, 2021

Moon

If you ever meet a person named Moon be ready to argue and chill a lot they have good music taste and they are nice but sometimes are a bitch they care a lot about their friends and will threaten to do your work for you if you don't do it they love talking about people and their mothers will slap the shit outta you for no reason

you're being kind of a Moon right now dude

by malkman April 26, 2022

Blood Mooning

When one experiences bleeding from the rectum

"Dude, I nearly passed out last night from blood mooning"

by ItzMane June 27, 2024

MOON PIE

An expression used whenever you don’t know how to respond to a situation.

Luke: Yeah nine people died at the FedEx shooting in Indianapolis.
Camden: Oh my god that’s so sad.

Jackson: MOON PIE

by Kaley_the_quiet_girl April 20, 2021

Howling at the moon

If you are a human doing this it is just SCARY! Leave it to the cute non-FUCKED up little shit over here.

Me: "why are you, um, howling at the moon."

CRAZY DUDE: "I AM ONE WITH NATURE!!"

Me: "totally snapping this to my friends."

by Wolf Master 5000 December 10, 2016

Amish moon butter

When you piss in their ass and then churn it with your dick.

She had me churn some Amish moon butter in her.

by Goons definitions May 11, 2023