Me to my girlfriend before we got busy for the first time: 'I have the Irish Plague'
Her in her charming New York accent: 'You asshole, I don't want to catch that'
Me: 'No, it means me prick is small'
Her in her charming New York accent: 'You asshole, I don't want to catch that'
Me: 'No, it means me prick is small'
by Getstheladies May 15, 2016

Referring to drinking Jameson out of a glass.
Jameson bottles are shaped like wine bottles and green . The classy Irish choice . BBC
Jameson bottles are shaped like wine bottles and green . The classy Irish choice . BBC
Bartender what will you have : I’ll have a Irish wine and a bud heavy .
Wanna wrench on the car and throw back some Irish wine bud
Wanna wrench on the car and throw back some Irish wine bud
by The Bearded Bastard November 30, 2019

by Bakamakefire January 6, 2024

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.
I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.
by Sucks longer May 9, 2022

When someone is texting you, and mid conversation, especially when you’re expecting a response, they simply stop texting. Some blame falling asleep or being distracted, but some are prone to it, while others are not.
Dude, I was texting my girl last night and asked her how her bar tending shift went, and once again out of no where she gave me the telephonic Irish goodbye. When we texted this morning it’s like last night’s conversation never happened.
by Lordblanco August 12, 2024

by Things that annoy me 161 March 12, 2019

Irish-American: Someone who is part Irish and part American or someone who has Irish ancestors but lives in America. Let me just point out that if you have a grandparent from Ireland and go around shouting that your “so proud of your Irish side and Guinness, and leprechauns”... you can fuck OFF. I have a great grandparent from Australia and you don’t see me shouting “IM AUSTRALIAN I HAVE A KOALA IN MY BACK GARDEN” if 1 of your parents are Irish then it’s pretty acceptable so say your Irish-American but just calm it down a bit. At least learn ACTUAL Irish culture and what it’s like here instead of going on a couple or Irish travel websites and suddenly you “know everything about Ireland because... IM IRISH”
“Irish-American”: “My grandmother is Irish so that means I'm one of you lol Ireland is great I love Guinness, and St Pattys Day”
Irish bie: “Do you want me to do your knees in or what?” “We don’t only drink Guinness, we aren’t leprechauns, we DON’T have lucky charms we have fucking cheerios and it’s St Patrick’s day or St Paddy’s day.”
Irish bie: “Do you want me to do your knees in or what?” “We don’t only drink Guinness, we aren’t leprechauns, we DON’T have lucky charms we have fucking cheerios and it’s St Patrick’s day or St Paddy’s day.”
by Hit the diff wie your yoke lad June 1, 2020
