David Hasslehoff

1.Pure sexy
2.The hottest member of the cast of Baywatch
3.Hairy chested man beast of Heaven
4.German superhero

"Dude, how do I look?"
"Sooo David Hasslehoff"

by shtfacedbeaver April 10, 2007

David Blaine

When you're banging a broad doggie on the side of a bed, you lean forward and stick your hands in the air and take your legs off the ground, so that you are suspended in mid air by your wang. Extra points if you perform a spin without losing penetration.

Bitch was so hot last night, I tapped her David Blaine style.

by J Whizzle July 15, 2008

Henry David

Adj. This expression is a play on the similarity between the word "thorough", and "Thoreau", the last name of famed author Henry David Thoreau. "Henry David" as a phrase can be used to replace the word "thorough" in any common sentence.

For instance, say you are in the middle of a board room discussion with a bunch of corporate executives. You could chime in and say "I've done a very Henry David analysis of these reports, and things are looking good."

By adding "ly", this can also be made into an adverb. "I Henry Davidly enjoyed our evening. Let's do this again!"

by big_earl May 31, 2018

On King David

On god; be for real

Mrs. Miller is the coolest teacher, On King David!

by Ara665 September 6, 2022

David Ortiz

A big hitting DH for the Boston Red Sox, who hits homers with a ration of about 1:6!!!!!!!!!!

The DH for the Red Sx, wearing #34 and often doing goofy hadshakes!You may also know David Ortiz as........ Big Papi!

by Future Superstar January 27, 2009

David Dobrik

ava’s husband the wedding is on 4/20/20

person 1: did you hear about david dobrik
person 2: yeah isn’t he marring an ava girl?

by daviddobrikswife January 10, 2020

David Shattenborough

A version of the renowned and loved David Attenborough, used best to describe someone who has, or is undergoing, the process of shitting oneself, as the faecal matter currently deposited in their underwear contains various undiscovered and undocumented lifeforms, much like the one's David Attenborough discovers in his wildife documentaries.

*James shits himself violently*

Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!

Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!

by CompulsiveDribbler304 April 26, 2011