vaginal christmas trees

christmas tree witha vagina tree topper

hey sweetie do you like our new vaginal Christmas trees?

by sloppy joe your girl December 13, 2023

Christmas 2

A second christmas holliday that was started by people who wish there was more than one, and who wish for one that doesn't have a lot of materalism in it.
Christmas 2 is celebrated on June 25th, that is exactly 6 months after christmas 1 or as some people call it christmas.

What do you think you a get for christmas 2 ?

by Judge dredd7 January 5, 2012

christmas

A time where you can drink and will never get judged. Oh almost forgot.... and when Jesus was born.

dude 1: hey are you coming to my christmas party

dude 2: ya man only for the drinks though

by 🎅 December 24, 2019

danish christmas

On the 24th of December when the Danes do their homegrown ritual of drinking awful beer and have coitus with pigs.

Man, I can't believe it's danish christmas already. I haven't even bought my pig yet.

by mjaow December 24, 2017

Christmas

The best time of the year for your friends but remember that your single so for you it’s the worst

Hey dude merry Christmas
Shut up I’m still single

by Turtle_Fight3r November 20, 2020

All I want for Christmas is you

A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10

"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"

by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023

The Christmas Man

The Christmas Man is the true santa. His name is Peter and he loves to eat live catfish. Not milk and cookies, catfish.

He hasn't been giving presents to most of the children around the world for a while, since no one puts out live catfish for him to eat anymore. He's not angry, he's disappointed.

Santa believer: "Let's put out milk and cookies for Santa!"
Christmas Man enjoyer: "No, The Christmas Man won't like that, we should put out a live catfish for him to eat instead!"

by After8ight November 10, 2022