cap

DathTV has an IQ of 188

Emma: "Dude, no cap, I like this game."
DathTV: "I’d personally LOVE to know how you get “cap” from a lie or falsehood. Please connect the two. My IQ is 188, I’m 33, and yes. Your point? Also you use emojis, proving you’re either Gen Z or some Facebook mom, and I seriously doubt anyone has slept with you.”
Emma: "Wtf."

by periperiperiperi June 13, 2021

CaP

Cap - To Chuck a Piss....

C.A.P = Chuck A Piss

guy 1: hey man gonna cap
guy2: Ok, Hurry Up

by Aidenitoo August 25, 2009

cap bingus ding

The phrase that you say when you think something is absolutely cap.

John: I beat sonic wave!
Andrew: What is this cap bingus ding

by Freshbaked_bred June 26, 2023

Drako Cap

Getting friend zoned at 2 am on snap chat, because you fought over the china buffet bill.

Dude she drako capped me last night.

by Big puppies December 13, 2023

i smell cap

this is definitely one for Your definition will be reviewed soon.

i smell cap, yes i do

by ilikeeatingcheesetriangles December 23, 2023

valley night cap

(Regional Slang) To deposit fecal matter into the oral cavity of an unsuspecting victim whilst sleeping.

"This foreigner isn't from around these parts, someone outta give him a valley night cap."

by Spameater95 May 2, 2024

The Poop Cap

When you're taking a shit, and the initial shit is a regular solid one, but everything that follows after is pure diarrhea.

Joe: I thought I was gonna have a nice shit at first but then I ended up obliterating the toilet bowl.

Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.

by Andy Stafford November 7, 2015