i fucked ur dad

the insult of all insults to make any grown man cry
this insult is so severe that it has been known to give people panic attacks and put people in comas, and in some cases even death

todd: how was your day
larry: i fucked ur dad
todd: {instant coma}

by lanky nonse 68 September 24, 2021

dead beat step dad

A man who got with a woman who had children to a previous relationship. The previous father is usually a dead beat or absent. He gets the kids to love him and call him dad. Then leaves their mother and decides the kids aren't his problem anymore.

"wow he is a real dead beat step dad, married her, got the kids to love him, he then left and now won't see the kids at all"

by Kindlyfoff April 18, 2020

i did your dad

That way to say that you fucked someones dad

Girl1: i did your dad last night

Girl2: WHAT??!!!

by Yuri-Madly March 10, 2023

my dads condom broke

This is the reason why I exist

Some time years ago.....

Dad: let's have sex
Mom: okeee
Dad: condom broke
Me years later: why did my dads condom broke?

by BabbleBoy February 04, 2023

your dad is a big nigga

When your fatherly figure is African American, and he's big

"your dad is a big nigga homes, I don't wanna get in no fight with him"

by AshkAhsss March 10, 2020

ur dad lesbian lol

The comeback for when somebody says ur mom gay lol. This will counter them and end their useless life.

Some gay bloke: “Oi, ur mom gay lol”
Me: ur dad lesbian lol”

Some gay bloke: *dies*

by ur clapped March 09, 2018

Ur dad’s wife is a dyke

Worse insult of all time when said the earth and everyone on it explodes.

1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur sister a mister
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Well, your family tree lgbt
2. Fuck you! Your family reunion is a homosexual communion
1. Do make me do it
2. Do it Pussy
1. YOUR DAD’S WIFE IS A DYKE

2 and Everything else explodes

by JacksonFucksYourMom March 31, 2018