my dads condom broke

This is the reason why I exist

Some time years ago.....

Dad: let's have sex
Mom: okeee
Dad: condom broke
Me years later: why did my dads condom broke?

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

i did your dad

That way to say that you fucked someones dad

Girl1: i did your dad last night

Girl2: WHAT??!!!

by Yuri-Madly March 10, 2023

my dad works at fortnite

when you hear this word you know your fucked delete your epic games account change your name run far far away. but 99% of times its a lie but be careful

hey deen my dad works at fortnite hes gonna delete your account!

by porneuilus hubert the third August 4, 2021

Just like your dad

A type of insult used by many to convey the message the other person has, no dad. Even if it may be false.

Another use of this includes highlighting that something or someone is acting, like your dad.

It can be used basically anywhere at any time. Can be expanded into Just like your dad...hit you, bashed you, killed you.

Example 1:

Person 1: Hey dude. Where is Jeff?

Person 2: Idk man, he went missing a while ago...
Person 1: Just like your dad! :DD

Another Example:

Person 1: Dude, I'm going invis.

Person 2: Just like your dad!

Person 1: Really dude? You suck.

Person 2: Just like your dad!

Person 1: Frik you I'm leaving...

Person 2: Just like your dad...

by SAVE ME FROM A KAREN PLZ August 2, 2020

i fucked ur dad

the insult of all insults to make any grown man cry
this insult is so severe that it has been known to give people panic attacks and put people in comas, and in some cases even death

todd: how was your day
larry: i fucked ur dad
todd: {instant coma}

by lanky nonse 68 September 24, 2021

West Virginia Step Dad

When you cum in a girls mouth and she makes out with someone within 20 minutes of said cumming.

I totally did a West Virginia Step Dad to my roommate.

by niggerjim28 May 29, 2013

Ur dad’s wife is a dyke

Worse insult of all time when said the earth and everyone on it explodes.

1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur sister a mister
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Well, your family tree lgbt
2. Fuck you! Your family reunion is a homosexual communion
1. Do make me do it
2. Do it Pussy
1. YOUR DAD’S WIFE IS A DYKE

2 and Everything else explodes

by JacksonFucksYourMom May 18, 2018