The token straight guy in a mostly LGBTQIA friend group generally very open minded but might not necessarily understand all the terminology and history. At least some of his friends are women he had a crush on originally who turned out lesbian, but he's just chill with that.

Lesbian: "So yeah the straight guy in our group is really chill don't worry"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"

Straight Larry by BlorboMcDorbo July 27, 2025

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Straight Cocksucker

A Straight cocksucker is one who delights in getting down on her/his knees for the sole purpose of providing pleasure to a big beautiful cock by inserting the cock into their mouth and kissing and sucking a cock, until it is overcome with ecstasy and explodes into the cocksucker's waiting mouth.

Melanie enjoys encouraging her husband Peter that it's ok to embrace the urge and craving he has upon see a big beautiful cock and that she loves having a Straight Cocksucker husband.

Straight Cocksucker by Curious explorer August 3, 2025

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Straight Coming Out

The act of a straight person telling other people they are straight.

Since the world has been obviously dominated by gay men for such a long time, the expectation is that children will now be gay, so if you're not, you need to have a straight coming out event.

Straight Coming Out by Publius0987 August 5, 2025

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straight nathan

Putting in absolutely zero work.

I'm going to be doing straight nathan this game

straight nathan by moerat August 22, 2025

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