Sans

A skeleton from the videogame Undertale who may seem funny at first while making puns, but will haunt you forever. That fat piece of garbage will torment you for who knows how long. The laughter will be in your head all the time "hehehehe" he says with that stupid grin in his face. He'll be in your nightmares, head, and jokes.

Person1: Sup, you look SANSational.
Person2: Was that a pun?
Person1: NOT AGAIN

by Fast09 March 11, 2020

san francisco typist

A joke for people who use the ‘hunt and peck’ method for typing

The new office secretary pulled a San Francisco typist routine- huntin pecker

by CO1224 March 13, 2020

San Francisco Tractor Pull

Originally designed as a contest for gay men, two people standing back to back have one set of anal beads inserted into their rectums and proceed to have a tug-of war by clenching and attempting to pull away from each other.

Tom was the clear winner in last nights San Francisco Tractor Pull, Tony did go away with 2cd place and a prolapsed rectum though.

by IUD or IED? May 5, 2020

San Francisco Door Stop

A large pile of human feces, usually from a homeless person, left on the sidewalk just outside the door.

Some homeless guy left a San Francisco Door Stop right outside our shop. Let's get someone to clean that up before the customers start coming in.

by Kakeman May 7, 2020

Sans

OH LOOK IT'S ME PAPYRUS AND I'VE CAME TO RIGHT SOMETHING ABOUT MY BROTHER he's a fat bald Skelton who sleeps 19 hours but seriously go get undertale it's worth the 6.99 dollors

Sans has come to give you a hotdog

by Sans-_- May 12, 2020

Sans

A lazy skeleton man from undertale, also the brother of Papyrus. He makes a lot of puns, like Withered Bonnie or something. But if you say you hate him in the middle of a conversation with people who play undertale, you're gonn have a bad time.

*random conversation about undertale*
kid #1: Who's better, sans or papyrus?
literally 95% of them: Sans!
random kid: i hate both of them, especially sans.
Kid in the corner: Get him

by -HeyItsWitheredBonnie- June 26, 2020

Sans

the skeleton man in undertale who gives you a bad time. also papyrus's brother. and if you say "i hate sans" in the undertale fandom, you're gonna have a bad time.

*kid on the undertale fandom discord server*
person: sans is the best
95% of the server: seems legit
the kid: no, i hate sans
the rest of the server: BAD TIME

by -HeyItsWitheredBonnie- June 26, 2020