Plausible Deniability Salad 

1. A salad eaten at a large buffet in order so that the person eating it doesn't look like a total glutton to everyone around them.
2. Any act undertaken in order to hide one's true intentions.

1. I went to the buffet last night, but I ate some plausible deniability salad before heading for the wings, tacos, and steak.
2. Right before I porked your mom, I told her how sorry I was that her fifth husband had run away with the 1976 East German Women's Sumo Wrestling Champion, but consoling her was just plausible deniability salad. All I really cared about was getting it on with her.

Plausible Deniability Salad by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 30, 2011

Hotdog Salad 

A salad of any variety with chunks of hotdogs thrown in there. Ususally, it is a meal of desparate proportions.

When a hungry Kelly realized the fridge was empty, she improvised, preparing a delicious hotdog salad. What kind of dressing did she use, you might ask? Ranch.

Hotdog Salad by Colin K. May 22, 2006

noob salad 

some one who hangs out with posers

hey johnny stop being a noob salad

noob salad by ryan peters July 22, 2005

gods salad dressing

spunk,spaff,jism,baby gravy,mucky spud water,gentlemans relish

need i say more

gods salad dressing by jesus June 25, 2003

toss my salad 

a gay guy who loved his balls played with by a nother guy an they make out in the process.

hey baby im horny u want 2 toss my salad as we kiss 4 hours?

toss my salad by Jizzing in ur pants December 23, 2009

Brain Salad 

The green leafy substance thats also refered to as"WEED". However one can't call it weed in certain company, so its called brain salad.

Hey man,come on over tonight and enjoy a few bowls of some"brain salad"while we watch some tube.

Brain Salad by THE KEEFER September 12, 2003

chef's salad 

when tossin' a salad that has a hemmorroid..(alil bit o meat).

i went down on this chick who had a nasty chef salad.

chef's salad by kenney roberts March 8, 2005