doody surprise

When you take a shit and either forgetfully or purposefully don't flush the toilet, and the next person to use the bathroom finds your crap left in the bowl.

Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.

"Hey Kelly, thanks for leaving that doody surprise for me in the toilet!"

"Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."

by jibmums February 23, 2017

Double Gulp Surprise

When you stick a double gulp in your bunghole bottom first and leave the straw hanging out. Then the woman/man enjoys a tasty soda treat out of said straw.

Olivia gave me a great double gulp surprise last night dude!

by Big Slurpy March 28, 2020

Strawberry cream surprise

Inserting your special cream into a sleeping ginger

Let’s give that fat ginger a strawberry cream surprise they deserve

by tannergrrr May 30, 2024

heady surprise

A heady surprise is the act of being woken from a dead sleep to find a towel on you and a creep jerking off on you, and telling you to go back to sleep he will be finished soon.

Hey Paul poor Mike didnt get any sleep last night he was awoken to a Heady surprise.

by Maddog55 October 27, 2019

Surprise doggy choc

When your fucking her doggy style, stick your thumb up her ass pull it out and shove it in her mouth.

I gave her a surprise doggy choc.

by Crazy78 May 24, 2019

trench coat surprise

A female/male in a trench coat , but completely naked underneath!

Omg dude last night Jess gave me a trench coat surprise so freaking hot !!

by iamjesus November 23, 2017

Surprise batch

When you are trying to take a picture of a bat but it’s too fast so you have to surprise it

Richard: ‘I will try and get a picture of the bat but it’s too fast, I don’t know how I can do it’
Ellie: ‘just run up behind it like surprise batch and take the picture’

by elliethelegend April 23, 2020