A corrupt police department in king county at Washington state. These guy's get mad at you if you carry a lighter, knife, gun, or spray paint. They can also get mad if you shoplift or fight anyone. It's common for people around here to do that though, and these dummies don't even notice most of the time.
* King County Police Department Pulls up to a Street*
*points gun at guy and tells him to get on the ground, so he does and then...*
Cop #1: *throws guy into cop car after handcuffing him*
other Cop Talking to Cop #1: I hangout with all the swat guys and we go to Las Vegas and some strip clubs
Cop #1: *laughing hysterically*
That same guy again: Oh damn what did I get myself into?
*points gun at guy and tells him to get on the ground, so he does and then...*
Cop #1: *throws guy into cop car after handcuffing him*
other Cop Talking to Cop #1: I hangout with all the swat guys and we go to Las Vegas and some strip clubs
Cop #1: *laughing hysterically*
That same guy again: Oh damn what did I get myself into?
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Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.
Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.
So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.
Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.
So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
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