Earth Pig

1> A term used to describe an obese and dirty woman who intentionally gets in the way. Often, Earth Pigs in this context are a little crazy and get in your way because they've decided that a particular public location is now their personal stomping grounds and you're invading that territory.

2> Earth Pig can also refer to the "fat friend" in a group of girls at a bar who is determined to make sure none of the girls get drunk and go off with a guy."

3> Earth Pig can also refer to the fat lady at the office who does nothing, but still doesn't get fired for some reason.

Guy One: "Did you take the picture?"
Guy Two: "No, some Earth Pig wouldn't move her fat ass out of the way."

Guy One: "You've been talking to that chick all night. You gonna take her home?"
Guy Two: "No, that Earth Pig friend of hers has been cock-blocking me all night."

Guy One: "Did Jennifer get that report to you, yet?"
Guy Two: "No, she never does anything but play Solitaire! Why doesn't Mr. Jenkins just fire her?"
Guy One: "Because he's been banging that Earth Pig for the last six months and if he fires her, she'll tell his wife about it!"

by Myzyri May 1, 2008

pig fucker

A person originating from Missouri.

Everyone from Missouri is a pig fucker (Tom Sawyer)?

by Deded Gong September 25, 2006

pig latin

Juvenile "code" language created by the rearrangement of sounds in a word such that the first character is moved to the end and "bay" is added. In the case of a vowel as the first sound, "bay" is simply added.

"Histbay isbay anbay examplebay ofbay igpbay atinlbay."
- means: This is an example of pig latin.

by lutsbay December 28, 2005

pig's ear

cockney rhyming slang meaning 'beer'.

"let's go down the rub-a-dub and have a pint of cold pig's ear."

by The Doctor October 21, 2004

Pig-Hitter

1. a stoner who tends to demand first hits on all bowls of weed and intercepts the joint/bong as it's being passed to steal an extra hit; pig-hitters also sneak hits in private before the official smoking begins to achieve a head-start on their high

2. used to describe an individual who converts an entire bowl of weed to ash before they pass the bong to the next person and take larger hits than their fellow stoners

3. one who abuses and beats pigs

Bob: *cough* Here, Gus, it's your turn.
John: Don't mind if I do!
Gus: Dude! You already went! It's my turn now!
Bob: Gosh, John, you're such a pig-hitter!

Dude1: What the...why is the bowl finished already?
Dude2: Aw sorry man, I can be such a pig-hitter sometimes.

Dude1: hey, why is my pig all bruised and shit?
Dude2: well, I got kinda bored and decided to beat it.
Dude1: what?! I never took you for a pig-hitter!

by musicalmisanthropist July 25, 2012

Pig sandwich

When two average build males have sex with an obese female.

Hey baby, wanna be part of this pig sandwich?

by Handwich November 16, 2016

Pig in a blanket

To wrap a piece of ham or Salami around your piece and stick it in a girls vagina or anus.

I was hungry and horny so I gave my girlfriend a pig in a blanket.

by Sebas320 September 16, 2012