1> A term used to describe an obese and dirty woman who intentionally gets in the way. Often, Earth Pigs in this context are a little crazy and get in your way because they've decided that a particular public location is now their personal stomping grounds and you're invading that territory.
2> Earth Pig can also refer to the "fat friend" in a group of girls at a bar who is determined to make sure none of the girls get drunk and go off with a guy."
3> Earth Pig can also refer to the fat lady at the office who does nothing, but still doesn't get fired for some reason.
2> Earth Pig can also refer to the "fat friend" in a group of girls at a bar who is determined to make sure none of the girls get drunk and go off with a guy."
3> Earth Pig can also refer to the fat lady at the office who does nothing, but still doesn't get fired for some reason.
Guy One: "Did you take the picture?"
Guy Two: "No, some Earth Pig wouldn't move her fat ass out of the way."
Guy One: "You've been talking to that chick all night. You gonna take her home?"
Guy Two: "No, that Earth Pig friend of hers has been cock-blocking me all night."
Guy One: "Did Jennifer get that report to you, yet?"
Guy Two: "No, she never does anything but play Solitaire! Why doesn't Mr. Jenkins just fire her?"
Guy One: "Because he's been banging that Earth Pig for the last six months and if he fires her, she'll tell his wife about it!"
Guy Two: "No, some Earth Pig wouldn't move her fat ass out of the way."
Guy One: "You've been talking to that chick all night. You gonna take her home?"
Guy Two: "No, that Earth Pig friend of hers has been cock-blocking me all night."
Guy One: "Did Jennifer get that report to you, yet?"
Guy Two: "No, she never does anything but play Solitaire! Why doesn't Mr. Jenkins just fire her?"
Guy One: "Because he's been banging that Earth Pig for the last six months and if he fires her, she'll tell his wife about it!"
by Myzyri May 01, 2008
by Deded Gong September 24, 2006
Juvenile "code" language created by the rearrangement of sounds in a word such that the first character is moved to the end and "bay" is added. In the case of a vowel as the first sound, "bay" is simply added.
by lutsbay December 27, 2005
cockney rhyming slang meaning 'beer'.
by The Doctor October 21, 2004
A sexual position when a man revolves while mid pump to twist his penis continually until it results in a corkscrew shape when pulled out.
Stop pig dicking around over there this isn't Porked with Prejudice by Pig Dickinson. Otherwise you will end up completely pig dicked!
by Monty Supply July 15, 2011
by Sebas320 September 17, 2012
The woman all kingwood/ humble/ porter kids know will sell them booze and not question their age. (RIP Nancy.)
by kingwoodkid May 19, 2008