Something unnecessary during the 2020 coronapocalypse. Ok, people were quarantined, but Corona was NOT a shitting disease. People went vicious for toilet paper, scratching and clawing and in some places, even stabbing each other to get a fucking piece of paper to wipe their ass with.
Girl #1: What’s that scratch on your face from?
Girl #2: Oh, it’s from when I got the last roll of toilet paper.
Girl #2: Oh, it’s from when I got the last roll of toilet paper.
by Sophia Duarte March 18, 2020

There's GDL flyers up and down the road in everyone's front gardens! Those paper goys have been at it again naming those heebs
Every single aspect of baby pen1s sucking is Jewish, see it says so right here.. hands flyer to passer by.... Thats a paper goy
by Her Hauptmann November 2, 2024

When people design a flimsy straw to save the turtles, but ignore that paper straws cause much more pollution to make, defeating the purpose. This is the effect where people care more about looking eco-friendly rather than being eco-friendly and practical.
"Damn, they redid the packaging with green cardboard and wrapped it together with denim, it's soaked from the rain too"
"Seems like they were affected by the Paper Straw Effect"
"Seems like they were affected by the Paper Straw Effect"
by Nightx378 November 11, 2022

What you should do when you know regular media ( except radio and newspapers) will drive you off the rails
by Sexydimma January 18, 2022

The act of dipping ones balls in a bucket of drywall mud and then teabagging a lazy or napping member of the constitution crew. Add a peice of drywall tape to make the stamp complete. Members of the #505 local union are the G.O.A.T at the paper stamp.
Mike: "Hey Joe, do you see John's lazy ass sleeping over in the corner?"
Joe: "Yeah , fetch me my mud bucket, I'm about to paper stamp his bitch ass face".
Joe: "Yeah , fetch me my mud bucket, I'm about to paper stamp his bitch ass face".
by My name is mud. January 18, 2025

The sexual act of getting several paper cuts on the erect penis and then receive a blow job until it stops bleeding.
by I create more jobs than trump December 10, 2016

When you play the game Rock Paper Scissors and your opponent mimics the motion of jerking off instead of forming a rock and creating a shake like motion.
by TomWon April 29, 2022
